Eric's Law

Putting law after something doesn't make it any more legitimate.

Murphy's law is a prime example of Eric's law.

by Menthro May 5, 2023

Qurayshi's Law

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.

Qurayshi's Law:

Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha

by abuhamza May 7, 2023

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.

Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.

by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023

Lenz's law

When you are attached to a person in a way that when you try to meet them your body gives you bad signs as in bad butterflies and then when you decide to stay away and cut all the connections your heart longs for them and desires for them to be around cuddling with you and then you try pull them close again. You also want them away from you but also close that you can't breathe(I mean while kissing).

Conclusion: But when you pull them closer, your body reacts as if it's sick (in a bad way)
If you push them away you want their cologne all over your body

This never happened with me but with this one guy my body keeps applying lenz's law.

by Devilish ✨ August 22, 2023

Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"

You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.

by mr purple nz August 24, 2023

Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator

Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law

by Count Spicula September 9, 2023