Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 29, 2017

Shmoo hair

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.

“Look at Willis with that shmoo hair cut”

by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018

hair hoe

Some one who likes messy hair

Bro she said I had amazing hair

Bro she’s a hair hoe

by Gaallacchhheeerrrrr March 2, 2019

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019

shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain

I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

Shockswift hair

Like the most lovely thing u will see in this word even better than sex and thicc curves like pokimane.

Did u see Shockswift hair its better than that girl last night.

by Smugboyieie January 6, 2019