cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

Cracked

When someone has gotten fucked ,or has just fucked someone else .

“I went home early just so I could get cracked by my boyfriend”

“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her”

by Loveeee February 13, 2025

Crack Rock On The Head

A secret organization made by a secret company

yo are you apart of croth? (Crack Rock On The Head)

by tredenvr April 24, 2021

Clot Crack

Someone who suck asshole and eats ass crack

“ dude your such a clot crack”

“Your the one eating your girls ass crack”

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

Crack

To crack or past tense to have cracked

To have wild anal or aggressive anal sex, still a step below from busting someone's back out.

Jennifer "I heard Chad totally cracked Stacy at the party last week!"

Katie "is it really news? Stacy is SUCH a hoe!"

by Lowkey tired as fuck November 4, 2025

Cracked

To have previously involved in intercourse with another person

Frat Boy: Yo I just cracked that bitch last night

by Azivanity August 16, 2025