Chris

A brain dead moron. Usually spotted playing the newest call of duty game with dorito dust on their shirt. They're probably nineteen and live with their grandparents with a bedtime. Don't be a Chris

Dude 1: I'm going to bully some kids on xbox live.
Dude 2: Awe, dude, don't be a Chris.

by ReeeeMaster November 1, 2018

Chris

Chris is the most perfect guy I know any girl would be lucky to be with him he is super kind and really funny. Chris's tend to love the artist lil uzi. Chris is tall and super hot, and loves to smile.

Oh dang Chris I wish can be with you <3

by Ilovechrissomuch September 3, 2017

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023

Chris Smokie

A “Chris Smokie” is a term used to describe someone who is caught smoking.

James is a Chris Smokie

by Thomas… May 7, 2024

Chris Jung

A korean man that's a 20/10 on the attractiveness scale best kj main I know. Very nice online and offline you're really hot tien. Always in that silly goofy mood! SHEEEEEHOIII.

You're even more nicer than Chris Jung!

by mwahhasdwq January 11, 2022

Chris

Chris is the funniest person in the whole world. He is super caring and everyone loves him. He is blonde and is super cute! He is such a good friend and is very sporty. He flirts like crazy but once in a relationship will give all the attention to the special lady. If you see a Chris you better get with him before someone else takes him first.

girl 1 I think I saw a Chris
girl 2 Wym?
girl 1 I saw some really cute blonde haired kid

by thicccy April 12, 2019

chris ware

A THICK AND BODASHAS HUMAN BEING WITH THE STRENGTH OF AND AMAZING LESBIAN HORSE. THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD!

Chris Ware is the most thickest

by Boah nall February 18, 2018