boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018

Bean boner

When a woman’s clit is swollen from personal or external stimulation.

‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.

by noasweatt August 19, 2025

Red Bull Boner

Big dick juiced of Red Bull.

Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.

I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.

All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.

by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024

fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.

“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.

by Chjdkahsbd February 15, 2019

plone boner

Someone who is adept in using and programming with the Plone web development software. As in someone who "bones away" at Plone software.

S/He is migrating our old web site from PHP to Plone. S/He is a real Plone boner.

by jchrisf February 27, 2009

boner subs

When your in subway, ask for a Boner Sub. A boner sub is a hard dick inside toasty buns. That's why it's my favorite thing to get topped with Mayo.

I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!

by Happy 2.0.1.4 January 8, 2017

boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.

Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.

by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023