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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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apple

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.
ALL HAIL THE APPLES
by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024
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Bad apple friend

A Bad apple friend means a, bad friend or, a bad friend who does some annoying things or stuff that they done horrible to make you uncomfortable or, stop being their friend or telling you to stop and don't care about it.

Until they realize, they are a Bad apple friend.
Max is a Bad apple friend! He always be friendly with from the past but now, he's a bad friend.

I have a Bad apple friend right now.

I have 3 Bad apple friends.
by rainingcat666 March 10, 2024
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apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure
by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024
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Apple Fister

The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.
She insists on an Apple Fister before she cooks.
by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024
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Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
by Brittlebear March 16, 2024
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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
by Baatar March 16, 2024
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