Mays Haddad

The most beautiful girl in the middle east,
She is a magnificent musician and a doctor to be.
Dresses wonderfully.

Mays Haddad go to her med classes at 8 o'clock.

by Nabih November 22, 2021

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

May 20th

May 20th is know as national Ride your boyfriend like a horse day

Oh hey is that your boyfriend GageMo? You should celebrate May 20th with him!!

by GageMo May 17, 2020

May 28

Look okay maybe she will see this or not idc but today is my best friends birthday and I really love her with all my heart so if your a girl that is turning 17 this day and has semi short hair and lives on the city lines the looks like your this person I love you my little berry
From dizzy dumbass 💃

Ayyy it’s may 28

Omg it is today is a beautiful girls birthday

by Dizzy dumbass 💃 November 22, 2021

May 25th

National Head Day 🤤

Hey man, it’s May 25th you get any head yet?
Oh shit, that’s today? I’ll be back!

by MrSexybigdick May 25, 2022

May 18

North American show your bush day! Whether you got a landing strip, dense forest or your bald as the lord made you send it.

Heeyyyy girl it’s May 18 show me what you got…

by GerthBrooks69 May 18, 2024

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024