Sam

Yes Sams can be jerks but they are easily lovable. If you see one give him a hug. After everything hes been through he deserves it.

Julia: look at him! Thats the guy you like right?
Maggie: Yeah thats him. His name is Sam!

by Bambi<3 November 12, 2021

Sam

(Verb) Exploit loopholes in order to overcome a challenge or difficulty

Ben and Adam wanted to Sam their way through Auckland

by Pollicino_show March 22, 2023

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

Sam

A young at heart but severely average male age. Into SAMurai swords and pregnant women. Likes it when it could potentially be risky. He has not only the risk factor, but the frisk factor. Is willing to keep it in the family, shares the bathroom with minor siblings. If you’re into smut novels, ginger ladies, and pregnant women especially ones who could still breastfeeding… Sam is your guy. If there’s no incest there’s no interest :)… also is undiagnosed with the autism

Sam is Samming

by Gnimmas si maS July 27, 2025

Sam and tate

The most skinniest legends out there. A power duo.

I wanna have a threesome with sam and tate

by Sammygrace May 20, 2018

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam Dalton

cunt

Sam Dalton, your 2 foot!

by commanderwillyhead October 14, 2019