Boner Clown

someone on an acid trip in a forest

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD

by Zec12 February 27, 2017

EXTRAORDINARY BONER

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.

It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.

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That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, will happen soon.

Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.

You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.

Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!

by GettinDickered March 15, 2019

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”

After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021