What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 21, 2009

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 05, 2010

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

by Pedro Von Escobar March 19, 2007

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two

Now, you may find yourself not asking this: Does Rockwall have a punk scene? Nope. There is no scene of any sort here. Anything new or innovative is to be stifled by some dickhead normie with a shit eating grin. The closest thing to a scene here probably the influx of faggot teenagers vaping, because they’re either too retarded or too poor to get weed without getting caught by their parents.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 4th Edition

According to researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two,
The ratio of section 8 housing to upper class housing is 4 to 14.

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

by NidgeDFX June 04, 2018

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 10, 2007

two-thirds-your-age-plus-six

It's a rule for the range of people you can date.
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.

examples:

10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99

You can't date her, she's 33 and you 23... use the "two-thirds-your-age-plus-six" rule dude.

by mastermixer February 21, 2011