Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.

"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"

by Little Dove June 6, 2023

Tom

The kind and caring soul he will always check up on you and is always there for you no matter what. Tom has always got a lot going on and can never seem to get out of drama but at the end of the day he is the nicest and hottest guy out there if you fall for a tom you are in trouble because they are the hardest to get over and you will get jealous all the time because he is always with other girls but all you need to feel good about your self is just to hear him talk or for him to give you a compliment I love you Tom and it will get better I promise

Tom is hot

I know right and he has a heart of gold

by Iloveyourmumanddad November 23, 2021

tom parker

horrible man that financially abused elvis presley

ew gross its tom parker

by qazellee August 28, 2022

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Toms

Kemis slaves

Kemi and the toms

by t1t_suckerr October 9, 2022

Tom

Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

by EdgarWasTaken July 31, 2020

Tom

a boy who gets rejected by every girl he asks out

tom: will you go with me one of you?
1280 millon girls: No we dont date boys named tom!

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019