2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin'

When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse

He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"

by Thal July 12, 2014

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

push my knees im just not wet yet

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot

ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!

by davis flowers September 18, 2006

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

wet

your girl when she sees me

you: babe your so wet
your gf: do you blame me have you seen that man

you:bruh

by noobsex69420 April 14, 2021

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.

by Mr. Donktionary April 5, 2021

Wet pussy

The private part of a slut that's turned on and wants to be dominated and pounded

Example: "Oh daddy.. I have a wet pussy

by Ngh~ December 15, 2023