cheese dick

matts unclean penis involving cheese activities

unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick

by jesus farmer July 10, 2006

cheese nips

A name for a girl with a nasty cheese smell (i.e. michelle K)

Even trucks need baths or u start to smell like cheese nips

by John January 21, 2005

Cheese Toast

The single most powerful being to ever exist. The creator of all. According to cheesism it is one of 3 gods. Cheese Toast, Stone Cold, and Chuck Norris.

"Dude if you mess with me, Cheese Toast will smite you!"

by Pawel Szczenaik November 30, 2007

cheese dick

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

by The Swindler May 13, 2005

Vag cheese

A particular Italian Parmesan cheese.

Put some more vag cheese on my spaghetti

by Gabe N March 5, 2008

cottage cheese

when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??

shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!

by Simon Fraser January 18, 2009

cheese weasel

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.

by GoinHAM March 2, 2008