cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

Karamazov's Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's Law, the poor guy.

by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021

bro-in-law

A friend of a friend, coined from the word 'bro' and the 'in-law' suffix given to people where you have a connection reliant on another person.

Person A: Yo, Person B, I heard you have a bro-in-law with someone.
Person B: Sup Person A, I have multiple bro-in-laws.
Person A: Like who?
Person B: Person C, Person D and even Person E are all my bro-in-laws, all linked to Person F.
Person A: Kick-ass.

by Shrimpctionary May 11, 2025

brother-in-law

1. The husband of one's sister.
2. The brother of one's spouse.

My brother-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.

My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020