When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly
I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out
by Hellyfish January 12, 2019
Get the Bird Boxmug. A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.
by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014
Get the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuarymug. Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.
by ]terrydactly September 8, 2018
Get the Safety birdmug. When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus
by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021
Get the Baby-Bird Boofingmug. One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.
by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018
Get the Phat Birdmug. by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023
Get the half man half birdmug. by Pastala December 21, 2023
Get the BIRDINGmug.