Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Tennessee Tunnel Snake

When you stick you hand down her throat out the ass and grab the pussy.

"Bro last night I hit this girl with the Tennessee Tunnel Snake, she wasn't ready for it."
"That's wild"

by BushGob December 12, 2021

Drain the snake

When a girl is trying to be funny and is meaning she has to pee but aperantly it’s not so funny and no very many people use the phrase

I’m gonna go drain the snake.

by Funnygirliswear January 7, 2022

The Shy Snake Game

A Game where Two Gay People would Put Their Hands On Each Other's Genitals Then Ask 'Is The Shy Snake Coming Out?' if They say No Then Start rubbing and Keep Asking until it finally comes out. 100% might fuck after

Andrew: Hey Steven wanna Play The Shy snake Game?
Steven: Sure!

by anonymous January 7, 2022

The Shy Snake Game

A Game where Two Gay People Touch Each Other's Genitals Then Ask 'Is The Shy Snake Coming Out?' If They Say No Then Rub it until Finally They Get a Boner Then They will Say Yes. 100% Might Fuck After the Game.

Andrew: Hey Steven wanna Play The Shy Snake Game?
Steven: Yes!

by MasonTheBisexualWolf January 7, 2022

Unsolid Your Snake

To take Solid Snake (a popular character in the franchise of "Metal Gear" and proceed to deflate him. Casually used as a threat.

If you don't stop making ur mum jokes, I am going to Unsolid Your Snake.

by Willy Tonka March 6, 2022

Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022