slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!

1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"

by Durm November 22, 2021

slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see

Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day

by Cd1*caeb050329 January 1, 2020

slap da bonky

A ghetto female or ratchets interpretation of slapping their opponent after hearing them talk "shit"

TiTi : Gurl, Derell wants this body not your musty ass!

Sharkeisha: You better shut your mouth before I slap da bonky!

TiTi : You ain't gonna do shit....

by Nigguhless January 9, 2014

Sticky magma slap

When one proceeds to ejaculate into ones hand and slaps there partner with said hand

"Are u ready to receive this sticky magma slap, I'm going to strike you with the hand of Satan"

by Changingroomtodd July 28, 2016

le slap day

on november 23, you can slap people. you can slap people shorter than you 1:00-12:00 am. you can slap people taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.

tall boi: it november 23. and 3:00 am
small boi: whats november 2- OH NO IT LE SLAP DAY

by a total e-girl November 14, 2019

Slap a Dem Day

National day to slap a Democrat.

Ex. "Hey Bobby, it's Slap a Dem day!"
Bobby got slapped.

by messofmalarkey January 11, 2021

Financial bitch slap

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.

That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.

by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020