David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend

Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.

by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020

David

A bitch

David is a bitch

by Ilizabeth June 24, 2024

davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.

Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!

by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021

David

David is gay

David is doodoo

by Gamerlol7969 June 9, 2020

David

the most horniest most closeted most homie hopper I know

oh david? yeah hes going to hell for sure!

by gayhotmilf April 4, 2022

David

An Autistic Fag

"Why does he keep ranting about shit?"

"It's cause he's a David..."

by SP4ce.. January 15, 2025

David hidalgo

Someone who will play your heart. Leave you for someone and cheat when you are sleeping. He’s usually pretty sweet and charming in flirting, but will do anything to trick you into thinking he’s loyal or tricking you that he’s single.

David Hidalgo: hey, Wanna date?
*ends up putting you though a roller coaster of emotions and then leaves you*

by NC910 October 19, 2019