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Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
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Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"
by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025
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Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)
Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.
by Beetjuice February 15, 2025
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What about the money in Blackwater?

What a rat/snake says to it's boss about money that has been left there by a failed bank robbery
"What about the money in Blackwater??"
"Forget that, it’s gone. You talk like it’s the only goddamn money in the world!!!"
by Kriminat0r February 16, 2025
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Body like oil money

Spicy dog shit with a side of tits :)
She got a body like oil money
by Pe13$_licker February 17, 2025
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Money Yacking

1) When someone gives up money for an awful reason(ex.to silence someone, to cheat on a significant other and paying someone)
2)When someone gives away money greedily or to flaunt in the higher wealth (ex.celebrities spending high amounts of money to brag about it and not for a considerable reason)
1)“Sean was Money Yacking and ended up spending over 1 million dollars on a Rolex just to flaunt it on social media
2)”Aiden was cheating on Sandra and was Money Yacking with a prostitute
by ND1299338 February 18, 2025
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My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.
Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
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