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Sister Golden Hair

Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
Now I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
by Death Menace April 26, 2023
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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
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Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015
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hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia
My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom
by tory borty November 8, 2013
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A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 9, 2024
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Curly hair

Lowkey the best hair type but hard to take care of it.
If you have hair type 3A, 3C, OR 3B (maybe even 4A) you have curly hair
It takes a bunch of shit to take care of Curly Hair
by ConnorBroski July 4, 2025
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hair hoe

Some one who likes messy hair
Bro she said I had amazing hair

Bro she’s a hair hoe
by Gaallacchhheeerrrrr March 2, 2019
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