Rich boy hair

When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius

"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

by A lucid bear November 28, 2023

Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

Ball Hair

Yum Yum

is that some ball hair?
Yes

by BqllHair December 13, 2023

Gaming hair

The hair a person as after using a Gaming Headset and taking them off - resulting in a visible line of where the headset was placed.

Did you see John's Gaming hair? - Yeah it's pretty damn funny.

by GamerAtHeart April 9, 2023