Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

by ObservedBeing June 08, 2025

Hair flip

When a bitch flips their hair and hits you.

That bitch just hair flipped me.

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Dudy Hair

The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.

That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.

by Dudyhair May 24, 2022

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 13, 2005

Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

by A lucid bear November 28, 2023

Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.

Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.

by January 09, 2025

hair slayer

A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist that does such a great job on hair that they make people look beautiful just by doing their hair. They also come up with revolutionary hair styles.

She's a hair slayer.

by Djsmotha March 01, 2018