Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 16, 2019

Cunt Muzzle

A woman only good for sitting on your face

Karen is such a cunt muzzle

by KingofLakemoor August 18, 2019

Cunt Goblet

A nickname for a menstrual cup. Short for "Red Beard's Cunt Goblet", the absurdity of the term counteracts the discomfort of talking about menstrual products.

I can go to the gym today without worrying about leaks because I'm using my cunt goblet.

by Airi R August 22, 2019

Cunt Faggington

Someone who is just a major cunt but you want to add a little more salt to the wound by also calling them a faggotand also making it sound condescending.

Wow isn't Jake being a major Cunt Faggington today?

by TheJrod543 May 19, 2018

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018

Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes

That man is a salty cunt

by Innjured December 28, 2017

Thunder-Cunt

When someone is being the biggest cunt in existence

Dude 1: Sarah is such a bitch
Dude 2: Fuckin' thunder-cunt

by Pussy-Fart September 18, 2017