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A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
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Calling Lukish

Calling Lukish is a phrase that refers to someone who’s is almost impossible to reach. Named after the Dire Straits song “Calling Elvis.” Calling Lukish is someone who likes to cause trouble and confusion to others, while surprising them at every turn. Calling Lukish also likes to pull his own set of latest tricks, most of the time unexpected. A fan of Irish beer and wine coolers, Calling Lukish is pictured in a Red Cadillac DTS going 104 in a 35 mph zone, commonly confused as a homosexual.
Did you see that guy running through the streets naked? Must have been a calling Lukish!
by Foolish one December 2, 2021
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wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
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Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
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