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Get the Egg Coaster mug.yo this egg is obese af
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Get the Egg Muncher mug.A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.
One of the partners must have a Penis.
One of the partners must have a Penis.
by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025
Get the Sluts Scrambled Eggs mug.Someone who is emotionally fragile, sensitive, or going through a rough patch — you have to handle them with extra care, patience and understanding, like driving carefully because there’s an egg sitting in your backseat that you do not want to crack.
Example 1:
“Go easy on Jake today, he’s an egg in the backseat.”
Example 2:
“I’ve been an egg in the backseat all week — just trying not to fall apart.”
Example 3:
“She might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.”
Example 4:
“I’ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately — one wrong bump and I might lose it.”
“Go easy on Jake today, he’s an egg in the backseat.”
Example 2:
“I’ve been an egg in the backseat all week — just trying not to fall apart.”
Example 3:
“She might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.”
Example 4:
“I’ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately — one wrong bump and I might lose it.”
by Thejocdoc October 23, 2025
Get the Egg in the backseat mug.When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.
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