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Chris Hoakins

A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.

(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
by RDESlick November 5, 2025
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Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
definition of Chris Lahn is a chop
by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018
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chris

chris loves eating peoples ass
by bootyluvur November 24, 2021
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Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA
Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.
by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019
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Chris

A total fag he is worst than harley motorcycle riders
Guy 1 oh there is chris fuck
Guy 2 FAG ALERT FAG ALERT
by The Irin Man February 23, 2019
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The ! Chris Method

When a Group Buy lacks of funds you use The ! Chris Method to help the Group Buy raise funds for the song that is currently being group bought.

Although it is similar to the Famous Shas Method this one is different. As in this ! Chris claims to be an insider but puts out false information to a community.
“Yo! That dude says Carti is dropping with Lil Uzi Vert.”
“No, bro hes just using The ! Chris Method
“Ohhhhhh, I get it now he’s just a fake insider”
by CartiHubDictionary October 5, 2023
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Chris Duda

Guy 1: didn't your cousin date her?
Guy 2: yeah, but I like to Chris Duda.
by Fancycarol December 26, 2016
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