it is when the world of pengu fight and take over every universe and multiverse they are an advanced group of penquins that the dumbest are as smart as the T pose gods and the smartest being as smart as GOD and then they will take over
guy:hey im watching a show called pengu wars
guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!
pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us
guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!
pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us
by is yeet a crme March 27, 2020
Get the pengu warsmug. "I brought all my ammunition for the Cohl-War today." "That's great, we'll need all the ammo we can get."
by akc1103 January 27, 2014
Get the Cohl-Warmug. by Kinky cheezit December 19, 2022
Get the Indian War Paintmug. Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.
by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 6, 2023
Get the Recess Warsmug. A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
Get the Brazilian War Condommug. 
A high-stakes, double-ended dildo game of dominance and propulsion where two consenting adults (or more, if you’ve got the gear and the gumption) engage in a mutual trust exercise that tests pelvic thrust strength, core stability, and friendship. Instead of pulling, the aim is to push — hard. When one partner power-thrusts backward on their end of the double-ended dildo, the force drives the other end deeper into their partner’s orifice of choice (traditionally anal, but other ports of entry are fair game depending on orientation and available lube).
“Last night Brad and I played reverse tug-o-war after a few too many edibles… I lost, and my soul left my body somewhere around thrust number four.”
by Watsthisthenslut May 30, 2025
Get the Reverse tug-o-warmug.