Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

Tom Parky

Tom Parky is sweet like butter. He even has a hit single "Sweet like butter". You can download it on iTunes or listen to it on Spotify. He is also Earlswood's manager.

Tom Parky is sweet like butter.

by Gary on Holiday January 5, 2022

Tom Moley

This is a ginger male who once had a mole on his penis, he has many moles over his body. He is a man of great stature but uses too many long words! Usually found in north Carolina or Gibralta.

Hey look at ginger Tom Moley!

by Blackdidi February 19, 2019

Tom Felton

may have been very hot in Harry Potter

males by the name of Blake and Nolan can imitate his look

Tom Felton is another name in the industry used to teach us that temptations lose their power

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Tom

A tom is someone with a big penis with a loving heart that is shy around girls he also is funny loves mom's and has a thing for girls named kendall.

Why do you love mom's so much your such a tom

by Johnny cash lover 65 March 6, 2020

tom nook hamburger

the best group chat ever made in history consisting of the great quadtet or whatever u call a group of 4 ava griffin ani and the best for last the awesomest lio. ton nook hamburger is filled with 3 kpop fans who do nothing but be nerds and stupid losers and talk about kpop. then we got the other guy griffin who is just there but is very funny and they make sure to never leave the dude out. ur awesome griffin!

"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"

by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024

Tom Attrill

An absolute unit of a man. He makes millions on the daily and gets crazy amounts of bitches.

Tom Attrill is an absolute unit.

by Noah Sleiman October 23, 2023