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smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
mugGet the smokers tittiesmug.

titty tots

"I like girls with D cups. Not titty tots"
by Schumann21 October 9, 2016
mugGet the titty totsmug.

Titty pic day

October 11th send a picture of your tits to whoever sends you this
It’s national titty pic day, you gotta send a pic
Fine, I dont make the rules
by Thedevilsangel October 11, 2021
mugGet the Titty pic daymug.

tittie tuck

hey Rachel, before you leave make sure you tittie tuck
by Its_Spork May 14, 2019
mugGet the tittie tuckmug.

Zitty-titties

When a female has large amounts of zits on her breasts they are referred to as zitty-titties. Also known as rackne.
Did you see Lisa in her zip down top? The zipper was too low and her zitty-titties were all showing.
by MiscG September 1, 2013
mugGet the Zitty-tittiesmug.

big titty facts

When you want to emphasize that you agree wholeheartedly
Usually pronounced ‘biiiiiiiiiiiig titty facts’
Wednesday is the best show of all time”
“That’s big titty facts yo”
by horse_girl03 April 15, 2023
mugGet the big titty factsmug.

Titties

"YO YOU SEE HER TITTIES?!?! I BET SHE HAS TO SPECIAL ORDER BRAS"
by escalator96 July 4, 2022
mugGet the Tittiesmug.

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