My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Car

Cooolest broom-broom in the world

Look at that car broom broom, woooooooooooooooow. I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!

by Sõnamõtleja January 9, 2025

Car-Dom

Someone who dominates their partner as much as a muscle car dominates a weak little Kia. And of course the Kia loves it.

Rod is such a Car-Dom on Kandia. SHE WORSHIPS HIM.

by B-bat June 16, 2025

Car

a chariot.

"The horse-drawn car clattered over the cobblestone street, its occupants clinging to their seats for the bumpy ride."
(Note: The word "car" used here refers to the ancient horse-drawn carriage, not the automobile.)

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Car pop

an adult beverage while you’re taking a long road trip.

pull over to this convenience store so I can get a couple of car pops for us, it’s gonna be a long drive.

by Poopymcpooplypants July 17, 2025

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

Hitler's parade car

only real ones from America that chill at cheep cheep beach with one teste understand

"Hitler's parade car" to be a chill guy but you own Hitler's parade car

by pr3p5t3r August 5, 2025