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scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.
Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"
by LickDickRick January 31, 2018
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Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.
Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?
by E hates Q July 18, 2023
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Erotic egg toss

Where a female stripper shoots a peeled hard boiled egg out of her coochie with such force that it lands in one of t
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.
I've only seen the. Erotic egg toss once. This was at a stripper bar 🤣 called the stoplight on kapiolani avenue in Honolulu hawaii.
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
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egg

how can u be an egg
by Balakumar September 21, 2020
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eggs aight

When you're making a delicious, unique combination of eggs and anything you find in your fridge in a frying pan and someone looks and asks what you're cooking. EGGS AIGHT!
Hey, what is that you're cooking? .....Eggs aight.
by Mitchq January 19, 2018
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egg wife

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf
by saf -.- December 27, 2020
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Egg Shoot

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!
by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007
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