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Yelp Top

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”

“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022
mugGet the Yelp Topmug.

top rear

by ExpierdMilk March 21, 2022
mugGet the top rearmug.

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)
Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.
by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017
mugGet the top tankermug.

Manor top

If you are seen getting off at this tram stop then the odds are that you live in a council house and only wear hoodrich.
Ewww! he is getting off at manor top, he will be scranning rats tonight.
by Aes10 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Manor topmug.

Top

A word used to describe a person who is dominant in the bedroom.
Person 1: "You cant tell me Jade West from Victorious isn't a top"
Person 2: "Maybe thats why she broke up with Beck."
by GenderfluidPansexual July 12, 2020
mugGet the Topmug.

Skibidi top

when she gives you that gnarly top on the toilet
Shawty gave me skibidi top and I blew.
by Christopherdix February 26, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi topmug.

Top

Oral sex
(Top) = Tongue/On/Penis
'She/He gives good Top'
by JonnyMcduff January 29, 2019
mugGet the Topmug.

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