Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.
by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

If you are seen getting off at this tram stop then the odds are that you live in a council house and only wear hoodrich.
by Aes10 January 16, 2022

Person 1: "You cant tell me Jade West from Victorious isn't a top"
Person 2: "Maybe thats why she broke up with Beck."
Person 2: "Maybe thats why she broke up with Beck."
by GenderfluidPansexual July 12, 2020

by Christopherdix February 26, 2024
