Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when refering to a type of bolt action rifle from Germany.

"Hey guys today we're gonna be taking a look at a 1944 ERMA production Car Beaner 98k."

by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

Shown the car

Being shown the car is a euphemism for being let go by your boss or for mass layoffs because of budget cuts or because of a massive loss in profits or because the higher ups spent the money on themselves!

This euphemism originated from bungie’s CEO firing half of the workforce to buy some cool cars but before he let them go he showed them his car collection!

My coworker Joe was shown the car yesterday by our boss Jim!

by 317 is here won August 7, 2024

3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

meep car

Generally referring to micro vehicles such as smart cars, Mitsubishi Mirage hatchbacks, Toyota Yaris etc. Tiny vehicles whos horns don’t really even beep, but rather sound like a baby bird doing it’s best.

Driver abruptly changing lanes: Did you hear something?
Passenger : I think that lil Meep Car just honked their horn at you.

by Bradentonian June 7, 2022

car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

My little barbie dream car

My little barbie dream car is something you call someone who's precious to you.

"Oh! My little barbie dream car! Did you sleep well last night?"
"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"

by miiok February 23, 2023

car-fiving

the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.

do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving

by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 29, 2012