selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on

Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.

by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021

Official Retard of the World (ORW)

You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual

'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

donny retardation

Donny retardation is doing something without fully thinking it through and something going complete wrong or frowned upon by society. Shortened down to pulling a Donny!

“ Holy smokes, Tim really pulled a Donny Retardation”. Shortened version: “ Tim really pulled a Donny today.

by Goat meal November 22, 2021

Fucking Retard

A fucking retard refers to a human being who is insanely stupid.

"Mason Cole is a fucking retard."

by MasonColeIsRetarted November 24, 2021

Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.

Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.

by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022

Buterfull retard

A way for a friends to call them handsome or pretty but in a meaner way

My girl friend is a Buterfull retard

by TacoYt February 12, 2022

Fucking Retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

Josh is fucking retarded.

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