Blanket pig

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.

*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."

by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017

Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!

Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!

by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017

The day that pigs will fly

A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.

Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 20, 2022

snuffle pig

Someone who doesn’t know when they are full after eating a meal and finishes the food on someone’s else plate too.
Sometimes be who literally eats that quick you would think they inhaled it

I physically feel sick watching that snuffle pig eating

by Rudi-dudi October 28, 2017

fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.

Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.

by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012

pig-pile bile

When someone on the top of the pig-pile throws up on everyone. Whether it’s on purpose or accident depends on who’s in the pile.

Duuude, did you hear about how James pig-pile biled his ex during that party last night?

by KitKatGirl319 June 2, 2018

Tree pig

A tree pig is a anivan that is mainly seen in the west Ireland. It is known to be as ferocious as a tiger. And it is not advised to make eye contact with them.

Did you see the tree pig eat that horse.

by Tri pod 24 May 4, 2021