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admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
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Potato Man

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.
Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”
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Potato

A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.
Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn
by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021
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Potato

This Australian dude just called a potato.

Doesn’t that mean cunt?

That jazzy bastard.
by DiesOnB January 7, 2021
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This is a definition about a very good looking person with long hair and blue eyes.
''Ooo wow,look at him.''
''Omg he is such a pretty potato.''
''Yesss he is.''
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Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta
I want some pasta potato bitches !
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