Emo monkey

An emo kid that makes it their responsibility to make everyone around them emo and if you encounter one you should call the government because they are a biohazard

Emo monkey: you are all poppy’s because you’re not emo. Average American: honey, get the shotgun.

by Apc345 December 31, 2022

Emo stella

somone who is emo and named stella. SHe loves the song fell in ove with an emo girl.

ur being such a emo stella today.

by dr.spinach February 24, 2022

emo paralysis

When you're in an emo mood and cannot get out of it.

Friend: wanna go out tonight?

Me: I can't I'm in emo paralysis so I'm just gonna sit here and sulk

by Willywonka738282 April 7, 2017

emo me

When you ask a friend to send an email about their problems instead of whining to you in person.

Cierra: OMG! My life is so freakin' hard these days....I just want to go Taco Bell and just JUMP OFF!!!!

Gaby: Please. Why don't you just emo me about this instead, because I don't have time to listen to this, I have to check the latest John Mayer tweet.

by MamaJama79 February 11, 2010

Hood Emo

An individual who is emo as well as hood at the same time. This individual is also extremely depressed

that guy is so weird, one day he’s a gangbanger , the next he’s all emo… he’s like a hood emo

by vooski September 6, 2022

Emo fuck

stupid, ignorant, whiney wastes of human life. they sit in their corner with their friends, cutting their wrists and listening to fall out boy. emo fucks are mostly identified with their gay, shitty, and musically inept bands (such as hawthorne heights, senses fail, and underoath.) these emo creatures should all be drug out into the streets and shot simultaneously.

"My mom and dad hate me! Everyone hates me!"

In reality, this emo fuck is an only child and very popular at school, therefor getting excessive amounts of attention.

by touch me im sick October 9, 2005

emo kid

The dirty lovechildren of underground rock kids, the scene and the dying goth movement. In other words, once middle class kids raped the grunge scene, the alternative scene, and when prep was too mainstream, they had to find something else. Luckily enough, lots of bands were crappily re-doing the sixties. From this and the remnants of the goth era, ( and some actually GOOD musical inflences thrown in ), this birthed the degenerate group of whiners we all come and know as emo kids. Now, they were helped a little. High-and-mighty scene kids were their idols and Hot Topic their vehicle to awesome. Sadly, they'll never make it. And noone wants to be scene anyway. Most of those kids are in the ana community on livejournal and snort blow while listening to the YeahYeahYeahs. Anyhow, did I mention that emo kids also rise up and overtake evil establishments like Myspace and the mall, making them more evil. They also slit their wrists on a regular basis, cry to AFI songs and try to be cool by playing oldschool Nintendo. (Even though most of them weren't alive in the 80's.) They also frequent sites on the internet that make fun of them, trying to refute the obvious with bad typing, bad grammar, and overall weak arguments. However, they aren't as full of crap as furries. Noone is below a furry. Except perhaps a lolicon.

Common emo kid quotes:

" I just bought the new My Chemical Romance CD with my mom's credit card. Then I cried all night because she doesn't understand how deeply Gerard Way speaks to the world. "

" Yeah, I hate Bush because he eats and rapes babies...at least Hot Topic told me so. "

" God, life just makes me want to die. "

by thepink October 12, 2006