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Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money
Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn
by TurboTerry April 7, 2022
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Money Moment

1. n. A moment in which you come up with a brilliant idea that will make you millions of dollars.
2. n. A moment that is worth a lot of money.
1. "Carl, I just had a money moment! Put a doughnut INSIDE the sausage bacon and egg McMuffin. WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!"
2. "OH MY GOSH I just found a $100 bill on the ground! What a Money Moment!"
by iheartmygoatluna September 8, 2013
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Money In the Bank

Money in the bank is WWE Paper Per View (PPV) where multiple matches but there is a match where there is a briefcase dangling over the ring and there are 6-8 people who are each trying to climb a ladder and get the briefcase because if you get it you can use it to get a match with any champion to get the title at any place at any time
Person 1. Did you see Money In the Bank yesterday

Person 2. Yeah but im kinda disappointed on who won the briefcase

Person 1. Yeah i didnt want them to win either but hopefully they don't successfully cash in

Person 2. Yeah lets hope
by TheRandomGuyForYou July 10, 2023
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Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.
Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."
by LowBrow February 5, 2010
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Pug Money

Noun: An amount of money that a poor person views as being a lot when most people generally would not.
I'm working Overtime tonight at my minimum wage job; hoping to bring home that pug money.
by Tbag Moneybaggins April 24, 2020
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money fucker

a girl who only pays to have sex. even though they are desperate. AKA your mom.
person 1 "bruh did you hear what timmy did"
person 2 "no what happen"
person1 " he was doing a blow job to sophie, and then after sophie wanted him to pay her 1000$

person2 " wow what a money fucker
by shitsniffer3000 February 3, 2022
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Money Quote(Penny)

If you can master the Penny, You can master the dollar
Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar
by Ms.Teehee January 23, 2024
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