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penis mom 

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck
penis mom by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015
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Your mom gay 

A witty comeback with such magnitude that when applied to some unsuspecting noob they can do nothing except melt or disintegrate like the Nazis at the end if Indiana Jones.
Can occasionally be countered by a veciforous "no u."
Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: NO UUUUU!!!!!
Kevin: hdjeofjsvsifeknendkrkfndbsksnfn

Alternate universe:

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: beiaofjrbskdbjdksksbuebsmsh

Auntie Mom 

When you adopt your sister’s children from foster care. You can also become guardian of your sister’s children as well. Basically, becoming a parent to your sibilings children ie: your nieces and nephews
I have a birth mom that loves me and a auntie mom who is raising me.
Auntie Mom by #theauntiemom May 17, 2018

Your mom gay 

The ultimate insult in which you will catch the big gae if you do not retaliate quickly with a "no u." If you happen to catch the big gae you could spontaneity combust and you will go directly to hell.

Also, your family will take your virginity

So please do remember to retaliate with "no u" if ever told that your mom gay or else your family could eat your penis
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 3: Both u mom gay
Person 1 and 2: *Parents suck penis* *God throws them through stair way tioheaven directly to hell* *Dies*

ur mom islam 

The new ultimate roast of the century and life, if used it will decimate your opponent and make the entire universe implode and the big bang will start again.
Steve: "Ur mom gay"
Joe; 'Well ur mom islam!"
Universe implodes, and Steve blows up along with it

ur mom gay 

ur mom gay as in your mom is fucking retardedly gay as fuck.
hahahaha bruh, ur mom gay...
ur mom hella gay....
ur mom gay by ur mom is gayer then me September 27, 2018