herpy hair

hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.

Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!

by D-R0K August 24, 2011

pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs are the hairs on top of a pineapple, which my remind some of a spiky Mohawk or crown. The inventor of this word (A mix) also famously invented Bachook

My mouth is swelling because I ate the pineapple hairs please call 911 thank you

by mouse rat fan June 16, 2020

Trailer Park Hair

Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman

"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair

by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015

Gaming hair

The hair a person as after using a Gaming Headset and taking them off - resulting in a visible line of where the headset was placed.

Did you see John's Gaming hair? - Yeah it's pretty damn funny.

by GamerAtHeart April 9, 2023

Pineapple hairs

The leafs on top of the pineapples

Wow those pineapple hairs are so juicy

by The leafy part A pineapple June 16, 2020

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Hair-Dependent

Someone whose hair is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love hairdependent-people because of their 'hairstyle', not because of their 'body' or 'face'.. Their body/face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, 99% of the female-models.

Jennifer: god, niall horan is so sexy

Kate: he's hair-dependent. only his hair is sexy, his face looks like a baked waffle wtf

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013