cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.

Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.

by MostBroken April 12, 2019

Sport cunt

A "sport cunt" is just some piece of ass that you fuck, but have no intention of being involved in a relationship with the rest of the body.

Yeah, I fucked Kellie last night, but she’s just a sport cunt, I won’t be taking her out on public!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 16, 2019

Cunt Muzzle

A woman only good for sitting on your face

Karen is such a cunt muzzle

by KingofLakemoor August 18, 2019

Cunt Goblet

A nickname for a menstrual cup. Short for "Red Beard's Cunt Goblet", the absurdity of the term counteracts the discomfort of talking about menstrual products.

I can go to the gym today without worrying about leaks because I'm using my cunt goblet.

by Airi R August 22, 2019

Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes

That man is a salty cunt

by Innjured December 28, 2017

Cunt Slug

Cunt slug ( the slimy mess your shrivelled cock becomes after pulling out )

Man you should have seen my cunt slug last night, I flopped it on her forehead and left my mark!

by Oscarslaw April 1, 2017