scuffed cunt

Connor Ruthven.

Connor is a scuffed cunt, he just is.

by Monoceli May 16, 2019

Sport cunt

A "sport cunt" is just some piece of ass that you fuck, but have no intention of being involved in a relationship with the rest of the body.

Yeah, I fucked Kellie last night, but she’s just a sport cunt, I won’t be taking her out on public!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 16, 2019

Cunt Muzzle

A woman only good for sitting on your face

Karen is such a cunt muzzle

by KingofLakemoor August 18, 2019

Cunt Goblet

A nickname for a menstrual cup. Short for "Red Beard's Cunt Goblet", the absurdity of the term counteracts the discomfort of talking about menstrual products.

I can go to the gym today without worrying about leaks because I'm using my cunt goblet.

by Airi R August 22, 2019

Cunt Faggington

Someone who is just a major cunt but you want to add a little more salt to the wound by also calling them a faggotand also making it sound condescending.

Wow isn't Jake being a major Cunt Faggington today?

by TheJrod543 May 19, 2018

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018