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Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.
mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024
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one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.
"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"
by johnnyformo October 28, 2013
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Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.
Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!
by Ekker December 28, 2022
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smoked meat sandwich

A sandwich that "1337 5p43k3rz" eat. Lol. For "pr0 g4m3r0x0rz" only.
ZOMG I PWN3D THIS n00b th3n I w3n7 2 937 a w311 1337 smukk3d m33t s4n!3 LOL!!!!11!ONE!111!!! BOOM! HEADSh0t! T3h 1337 s4n!

In english:
Oh my god I beat this new player at a game then I went to get a very elite smoked meat sandwich. Haha. Bang I shot you in the head.
by j03 !nf3rn0 June 25, 2006
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Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family
Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you
by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025
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eating a sandwich

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."
by noahnknows March 14, 2024
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a yummy and delicouse sandwich

a man gently rubbing piece of bread around his dick and adding ingrdients to attract women
bob:dam that girl makes a yummy and delicouse sandwich
by penis driver July 9, 2012
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