beast-pro-boner 

exceptionally awesome,
combination of 3 already well-used slang words

you stole a traffic cone? that's totally beast-pro-boner

beast-pro-boner by asdf+9874253 November 30, 2010

No Claims Boner 

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.

Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner

No Claims Boner by Daneeyul January 26, 2014

The anthony boner 

When you fuck a guy name anthony but he gets emotional and starts crying when he pounds you.

He pulled the Anthony Boner last night when I was riding him.

The anthony boner by Yo Boys May 21, 2015

king kongs boner 

about 198-234 feet long

i saew king kongs boner

king kongs boner by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

Bieber Boner 

Something which no one really wants to see, yet is still reported on the news or other sources of media. If something is seen in the news every day we should call it "just another Bieber boner."

That segment on the news about the Republicans for gay rights was a real Bieber Boner.

Bieber Boner by Palmer Scott June 17, 2011

anti-boner sex 

having sex without an erection.

Dave and I had anti-boner sex.

anti-boner sex by qweef shady June 19, 2011

Jacket boner 

A jacket boner is when your jacket zip pops up into the shape of a boner.

HAHAHAHAHA look that dood has a jacket boner

Jacket boner by connor holling September 12, 2019