Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Killer body

Erin

Who’s that one with the killer body?

That’s Erin.

by Erin1234554 October 26, 2020

Astral body

The exact counterpart to your perfect physical body of the person. Composed of fine ethereal matter and is usually encased in this physical body.

I want my astral body... I had a dadbod since I was 5 and I just had a kid.

by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020

chicago body

A big body type, typical of the region, see Da Bears skit from SNL with a Chris Farley.

That person has a real Chicago body!

by B&E9 December 8, 2020

hisokas.bloody.tampon

A famous tik toker who post funny videos lol 🤰🏻

Wow hisokas.bloody.tampon is so cool!🤰🏻

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Greens-bodymore

A term to describe Greensboro, North Carolinas murder-rate.

yo i'm from Greens-Bodymore, i think somebody outside at the courthouse, it's just slang big dog.

by thirty1six February 14, 2021