anal-blazer

1.one who has gone great distances jsut for anal sex

2. good for guys to use when they are having a "wanna know how i know your gay" argument.

3.like blazing a trail, only the trail is anal sex

Bill: dude wanna know how i know your gay

mike: ok, how.

Bill: because your an anal-blazer, you'd search far and wide just to fuck someone in the ass

by the dude that dosent care April 18, 2009

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anal muffin

Shorthand reference to penetration of the anus by or with a penis that is attached to a muffin, as seen in the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin" (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun). The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.

1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"

by ®© April 13, 2009

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