American Bidet

The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.
Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.
by Mjku December 22, 2014
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american bidet

Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.
My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.
by Khalfani Lisimba November 06, 2017
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American Air

A very bad airlines
A; you wanna go on American Air??
B: nooooooooooooo!!!
by Will's girlfriend is Korean February 29, 2024
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Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!
Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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american beauty college

ABC liquor store; a store that sells alcohol
I went to the American Beauty College and picked up some party supplies.
by Pretty Baby Girl March 01, 2025
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American Gothic

American Gothic can be used to describe a person who chooses not to show empathy, and is exhausting to be in a relationship with.
The reason you are unable to have rewarding relationships is because you are American Gothic, in such a way that you would never exercise considerate or empathetic behavior.
by Gnomes Cum February 18, 2018
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american airlines

If u show us a united airlines ticket we’ give you a free first aid kid
Omg look what your doing to him. What are they gonna do drag me off. American Airlines is much better
by 6377372882$3)3) October 07, 2018
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