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were you deepthroat somebody until there breakfast comes out then you finger there asshole and scratch the rectum
please can i apple you “yes sure” thanks you nigger
by rasist February 14, 2022
mugGet the applemug.

Apple juice

A really hot boy who is probably polish , a crush
Damn i lost apple juice forever
by Sham63 May 20, 2018
mugGet the Apple juicemug.

Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
mugGet the Apple Jackmug.

Eve Apple

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."
by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019
mugGet the Eve Applemug.

Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?
If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
by aliyna August 27, 2025
mugGet the Alice Green Apple Gummymug.

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
mugGet the Apple Kidmug.

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