were you deepthroat somebody until there breakfast comes out then you finger there asshole and scratch the rectum
by rasist  February 14, 2022
Get the applemug. by Sham63 May 20, 2018
Get the Apple juicemug. When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
Get the Apple Jackmug. The Adam's apple of a transgender woman
by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019
Get the Eve Applemug. If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”
If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”
If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”
If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
by aliyna August 27, 2025
Get the Alice Green Apple Gummymug. 1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018
Get the Applemug. Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
Get the Apple Kidmug.