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- stella ๐Ÿฅฑ
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
mugGet the missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfastmug.

Dickhead Eggs

I got the munchies and Im baked, but I know I can make some dickhead eggs.
by Mustadio83 January 10, 2021
mugGet the Dickhead Eggsmug.

Eggs a la Victoria

A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.

You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
eggs a la victoria

-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
by scrambled egg masterchef January 19, 2011
mugGet the Eggs a la Victoriamug.

egg

a trans person who hasn't realised they're trans yet
'still cis tho' -egg
by Lord_cereal_II January 12, 2025
mugGet the eggmug.

Egg Banana Streak

It is how many times you won right now. Either you won against a steak as an egg or a hell of a banana.
Either tho this doesn't help you win against the elites, but you can still try to win as it's like a 95% chance you'll win with a hp of an egg as it doesn't take fall damage on grass.
Person 1:How's the Egg Banana Streak
Person 2:This is my Peak performance yet
Person 2: This is MY Egg Banana Streak
Person 1: It's MINE NOW. BECAUSE YOU NEVER CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD
Person 2: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ GIVE IT BACK!
mugGet the Egg Banana Streakmug.

Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
mugGet the Greased Egg gripmug.

Chicken Egg and Cheese

A chopped female who is stinky and just reminds you of a shitty breakfast sandwich
"Yo slim that girl over there is a Chicken Egg and Cheese." Says Deejay Pauly. "Nah, odee twin she chip and dale."
by deejay slim March 26, 2025
mugGet the Chicken Egg and Cheesemug.

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