Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza

"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."

by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021

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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015

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Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

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Top grill

"Top Grill" (adj)

used to describe a great tasting food product. works best in an Australian or Cockney accent.

Oi Oi Gov' these pickled onions are top grill

by nafm4 May 2, 2011

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Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis

I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price

by The first time you were able a October 2, 2023

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