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5:49

hey its 5:49 go kiss your girlfriend
by michaelje13 September 10, 2023
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5

The amount of fucks I have left for this bullshit
Bro: Dude, I've only got 5 left
Dude: Of what?
Bro: Shut the fuck up
by Please... shut the fuck up February 23, 2021
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5 Girl

5 seconds-to tell if she’s hot
5 minutes-to tell if she’s annoying

5 hours - to tell if you’d hit
Yo she’s a 5 girl for sure
by HOTBROSKIE101 June 29, 2021
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March 5

by Urmom❤️ April 24, 2022
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Catch 5

Telling someone who has disrespected you that they can catch 5 fingers slapping the shit out of them.
Tom told Bryan he was gonna CATCH 5 if he keeps talking shit.
by Thug samurai October 27, 2018
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Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.
Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.
by Arkeon December 1, 2021
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5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything
Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?
by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023
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